Friday

12:002:00Registration
2:003:00Opening Statement & Agenda
3:304:30Tutorials
  Shortcut Keys I: Control Your "V", Control Your Destiny
  Shortcut Keys II: Synchronous Mouse Usage and Speed Pasting
5:00 Evening Cocktail Reception featuring Honeymoon Suite

Saturday

8:009:30Keynote Breakfast
9:3012:00Seminars
  When to Copy, When to Cut
  The Power of "Paste Special"
  Wild Office Options: Inside the Edit Tab
  Brain Inactivity and You: How Much is too Much?
12:001:30Luncheon (with special guest)
1:304:00Workgroups (choose three)
  Personal Pasting Techniques
  Making the Best of Monotony
  Webel without a Clue: Knowledge-free Web Design
  Monkey See, Monkey Do (Monkey Taking Job from You)
  Managers Corner: Getting the Most from Your C&Ps
5:007:00Cut, Copy, Cocktails!
7:00 Dinner & Dance (with live DJ!)

Sunday

9:0011:00Buffet Breakfast
11:0012:30Seminars
  Plagiarism: Crime of the Past or Key to the Future?
  It Ain't My Job I: How to Resist Proofreading and Correcting
  It Ain't My Job II: Don't Think "Better", Think "As Is"
  Pacing Your Workflow: Always Leave Something for Tomorrow
12:302:00Lunch: Outdoor Vegan BBQ
2:004:00Workgroups (choose three)
  Eight One is Enough: Can You Justify Your Job?
  Cutting Edge Looking Busy Tips
  Board Certified/Bored Senseless: Not Jumping Out the Workplace Window
  Coming to Terms with C&P: It's Data Input, not Your Input
  The C&P Resume: There Can be no Greener Pastures without a Bit of Bullshit
5:008:00Conference Wrap-up & Awards Ceremony
8:00 Cocktail Party & All-night Bender